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						<title>Sideswipe : Wheelie bin fiasco</title>        
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						<description>Jesse reckons someone in Herne Bay is unhappy about people not removing their emptied bins promptly. &quot;This was taken about 6pm on the day of collection - bit tough if you work late,&quot; he says. * * * Disastrous dates: 1...</description>
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						<title>Sideswipe:  Monty Python&apos;s Abusive keychain</title>        
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						<description>Monty Python&apos;s Abusive Voice keychain has 17 sayings, including: &quot;I wave my private parts at your aunties.&quot; (source:  Play.com )* * *Dating Disasters in Godzone:1. One guy told me he was 35, but a q</description>
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						<title>Sideswipe:  A hearty breakfast</title>        
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						<description>When in doubt, stick a kiwi on it: Heather Beehre of Whitianga flies this New Zealand flag (pictured right), which she made herself. &quot;A neighbour was so impressed I was asked to make him one as well. Could solve a lot of identification...</description>
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						<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:00:00 +1200</pubDate>
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						<title>Sideswipe:  Desperate measures</title>        
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						<description>An Aussie man has had a train company logo tattooed on his back (pictured right) - so his parents can get free rail travel around Europe. Grant Burton had wanted to get his parents something special for their 40th wedding anniversary,...</description>
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						<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 04:00:00 +1200</pubDate>
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						<title>Sideswipe : Cakes gone wrong</title>        
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						<description>Officials at a Pennsylvania school have suspended a teacher for 30 days without pay after someone posted photos on Facebook of a bridal shower she attended. The teacher was shown in the same frame as a male stripper in some of the...</description>
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						<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:00:00 +1200</pubDate>
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